It took me awhile to read this, and its fairly short. The beginning was okay. I like the way that Samson and Delilah meet. I was laughing at the way the meeting took place and who he thought she was. It was different. Then, I started getting bored and skimming. First, when Samson called her vagina a 'lush canopy' and her breasts Asia and Europe, or somthing. Okay, okay, I laughed at that part. Her nipples were rock hard mountain peaks, for gosh sakes! Certain phrases caught my eye that I normally would have been able to skim over, but for some reason they stuck in my brain and bothered me. One part was, "He knew the city like his back pocket." Huh? You mean, like the back of his hand? Or, there is a part where Delilah cuts her hand on a knife in the kitchen and Samson yells to Amaury, "Get the bandaids! They're in the drawer next to the stove." I never knew people kept first aid kits next to the silverware. So, a few things bothered me, and I just couldn't get into the story. The characters were immature, and though the premise of a male vamp with erectile dysfunction was funny, it just wasn't conducive to a sexy paranormal romance. I think I've been spoiled by Bones and Barrons. Which is completely unfair, but there you go.
